NOKAT MAGHRIBIYA b darija نكت مغربية


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           hada wahed kan da5ol lhamam otaygani "aicha aicha ecoute moi" ohowa izle9 bwahed ssabouna otah 3la wajhou t5assar ob9a tayghani 3awed "malimali mali hakda hakda".

      hada wahed chinwi 3red 3la wahed lmaghribi lchinwa o dah lwahed lmahal diyal lportablates lwa3rin ogalih "chti achtanssan3ou ntoma walou ga3 matatssan3ou hta le3ba" ob9a lhal f lmaghribi, dazet lwa9t o3red daba lmeghribi 3la chinwa lmaghrib odah lwahed lhamame o jme3 lih ga3 lkssala ogalih "chti achtanssan3ou hna bnadem", ob9a taychouf fihoum chinwi o wssel wahed l9azam ogalih "omal hada achtaydir hna" ojawbou lmaghribi "hadak rir chiyata diyal le3jina bach ssabnahoum".

       hada wahed rajel kanla3eb m3a weldou terfad dima, onhar messkin bah jatou lmout l9a weldou ghalbou b 9 l 10 ogallmartou "jem3ili ga3 louad nehder m3ahoum" jaw tayebkiw lmohim galihoum "iwa besslama thalaw fmamakoum,iwa sirou daba 5aliwni nehder m3a 5okom lekbir"  mchaw ogalih "aweldi rah 5lit likoum wahed lkanz tfar9ou 3la 5outek" ssawlou weldou "finahowa alwalid" ojawbou "fkarek".

      hada wahed ssba3 kan taytssara otla9a wahed ssomali ossomali chafou te5le3 m3a kan radi l3andou ossbe3 hzou bassou ohatou ze3ma rah 5obz yabess.

      hada wahed kan radi taytssara mabih ma3lih hta we9fou 3lih lbouliss blfarorgonit galoulih "la carte yalah" galihoum "meditel oula tissalate" jawbouh "iwa tle3 tle3 daba hta lteleboutique ontfahmou".

      hada wahed lmo3alim fle3roubiya nfaweh messkin bhal ga3 lmo3alimin jdad mssaken lmohim jab m3ah wahed lkacher ll9issem ogalihoum "ma hada ?" ohta wahed ma3ref achdakchi chwiya ne9ez wahed lkossal 3roubi galih "goma d 16 lemiya".

   hada wa7ed lmou3alime tala3 lih demm ewa howwa ydkhoul lkissam w gall leddrari: elli ma rsamch liya "tran ghadi" nslakh mou. lli kay noud kay rsam tran kay ghoulihe hada ghadi?? zid l mouk kay salkhou kay dirou lihe khtouta za3ma rah ghadi walou houwa ynoud wa7ad lmsatiii rsam lihe ghir sakka ghalihe fine trane?? ghalihe mchaaaaaaaaaa.

     
galo nass billa rah lmrarba dima taysawlo tatsawlo wi issawlek flblassa lmohem hahed nhar wahed ragel gal wahed ahiya wach bssah lmrarba tatsawlhoum oyaysawlouk flblassa o howa igolih 3lah chkoun li galek had lhadra
 

     galik hado wahed goug kanou radiyin fzan9a damrin nit okan lbark fsma gal wahed la5or agi rah chi wahed taysawarna men sma galih la... lmouhim b9aw taydabzou hta tla9aw m3a wahed mferwah 3lihom ga3 galoulih ach dakchi fsma daba galihoum rah lah safer o5la 3zrayn tay 5arbek flboutounat

     galik hada wahed men lhind 3red 3la wahed almaribi lhind odazet wahed albagra ob9a hadak lhindi tay3badha galih almaribi ach tadir galih lhindi rah hada howa rabna mera 5ra 3red almaribi 3la hindi lmarib kanou dayzin oklaw hmess kamoun galih lhindi awa3er 3andekoum had lhamass ohowa igolih almaribi omachtich ki taygi m3a kor3in rbek  

      galik hado wahad joje skairya!! kano kalssin fe jarda tay sekro ?? wahad chaf lbolissi jay ohoai hrab ja3nd la 5or kalih ache tadir kalih walo ...kalihtanchrab le ban kalih 3la le ban hemar ola beyad kalih meni chafak ohowai itzanak 

      
hada wahed derri msa7eb m3a wa7ed derria makitlaka m3aha ghir melli tatkhroj bach teddi lkhoubz lferran o melli tatjibou tani dans kolla sba7 titsannaha a 9h et apres a midi wa7ed nhar makherjatch m3a 9h b9a titsanna fiha walou makherjatch hoa iji ta7t dar dialha o b9a kitsanna a midi tal 3lih bbaha men la fenetre o galih gha sir a wlidou ra7na lyouma dayrin kesksou

      lmouhim hada wahed dkhal l'hopital mrid
dewzou lih galoulih khassek dir ta7lilat o teb9a f l'hopital
lmohim les medecin ma fahmou walou flmard dialo kolla marra tidourou lih ta7alil jdad
aprés ja 3andou wa7ed le medecin o galih 3andi deux nouvelles une bonne et une mauvaise
galih bda b la mauvaise
jawbo galih lmard dial n'a jamais exister nta le 1er au monde qui a pris cette maladie
ewa o la bonne
gal lih had lmard 3tinah smiytek (ton nom)

        hada wa7ed 7wal ja ydir perroquet fél 9faz ! darou 7da la9faz ! l'perroquet jay hroub O houwa yadkhoul la9faz (perroquet tahouwa 7wal)


      
    
   





          
 
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